Michael Alexander Paparazzi Extraordinaire

After a splendid underground circus, the ringmaster hopped on his unicorn and sped off into the dark industrial forest of Brooklyn. The unicorn started complaining about his hunger. The ringmaster and the unicorn rode around for hours looking for food. As it turns out, unicorns are outrageously picky.

They went to Ray's Pizza, but the unicorn didn't want pizza. They went to NYC Icy, but the unicorn didn't want an icy . After wandering Prospect Park forever in circles, the ringmaster was about to give up, when all of the sudden, it hit him… UNICORNS EAT BLACK LIGHT FRUIT! The ringmaster dialed Willy Wonka (who has been retired for years, but surreptitiously works with Unicorn Meat as a consultant) and learned that black light fruit is best found in cosmic jungles.

It was actually much simpler than the ringmaster could have imagined. The ringmaster rode to the Cosmic Jungle Oasis of Brooklyn where he and the unicorn FEASTED on black light fruit. They made black light fruit burgers, black light fruit omelets, black light fruit salad, black light fruit sausages, black light fruit tartare; they ate so much black light fruit they started glowing in fluorescence. Now black light fruit diets and not particularly unhealthy, BUT they ate so much black light fruit that they were inclined to get some exercise.

They started going on extended neuro-safaris around the jungle and eventually realized how much fun they were having, so they decided to invite all their friends to join along. Now what exactly is a neuro-safari you might ask? You’ll just have to come and find out.

KRADDY (founding member of The Glitch Mob)
https://www.facebook.com/kraddyodaddy

An-ten-nae
https://www.facebook.com/antennaepresents

Sub Swara
https://www.facebook.com/SubSwaraMusic

Reality Engine
https://www.facebook.com/RealityEngineAV

Vitamindevo
https://www.facebook.com/vitamindevomusic

MUN
https://www.facebook.com/MUN.NYC

Joro-Boro
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Joro-Boro/188653787815100

This event will sell out. Don't wait to buy tickets if you plan to go. Harsh lessons were learned on NYE when we sold out with 2,000+ tickets days early.

::TICKETS:: www.neurosafari.eventbrite.com ::TICKETS::

We are not just tossing in a great sound system and turning it on. We have a top-notch sound engineer who does some of the most complex sound installs in the city as well as major tours/festivals. We are changing the architecture of the room using heavy drapes to improve it for sound quality!

Exotic, sexy, safari attire suggested. Also, cosmic jungle animals are welcome.

Visuals/Projection Mapping, Exotic Performers:  Snake Charmers, Fire Dancers & Trapeze.

Premium beers at affordable prices:  Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout, Young’s Double Chocolate Stout & Six-Point Sweet Action.

Black-light fruit bellini cocktails!  Wondrous large-scale art installations!

TICKETS can be purchased here: www.neurosafari.eventbrite.com

Big thanks to fellow photographer on the scene, Gustavo Monroy; shooting for NEXT Magazine, for this great photo of Stephen & I.  We had a great time getting down to the sounds of Frankie Knuckles spinning the house like house music ought to be heard.  And another big thanks to Joe Fiore for bringing Frankie Knuckles back to The Center for Dance208's latest bearded installment.